And makes you feel like throwing up everything you’ve ever eaten in your life. You made it! Phew! You know what they say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.” But sometimes it also makes you wish it killed you. sources: (their site is amazing) and a couple are from STOP WITH THE REALISM! IT’S A CAKE, YOU FREAKBALLS!!!ģ8. No-no-no-no-NO! Why couldn’t they have skipped that detail! Wasn’t it gross enough?!?ģ7. I’d like to order a double NOPE with a diet NOPE and a large side of NOPE.ģ2. On all of the nightmares you’ll have for the rest of your life.ģ1. Line with parchment paper and coat the paper with cooking spray. She’s ready to “blow.” But now so is everybody’s stomach.ģ0. Coat a 9x5-inch loaf pan with nonstick cooking spray. (Don’t click this extra image, it’s not worth it)Ģ9. Is this a delivery or an exorcism? Yes.Ģ8. There are some desserts where you don’t expect to find a surprise center, however, and large cakes are some of them. A little awkward to ask for a piece with a flower. Desserts are always more fun when they have a surprise inside, like the fudge center of an ice cream pop or a cream filling inside of a cupcake. Just a small piece of blanket for me, please.Ģ5. Just because they CAN print pictures on cakes nowadays, doesn’t mean they should.Ģ0. Grease and line the base of 2 x 18cm round sandwich tins with baking parchment. Someone may like The Hobbit juuuuust a bit too much.ġ8. Did they buy a Cabbage Patch doll on eBay, behead it and stuff into the… “cake”? Probably.ġ7. These censorship bars seem both completely unnecessary and necessary.ġ6. Not sure which is worse, if this is a weird alien thing or camo overalls.ġ5. Can’t tell if that’s the baby’s head… or a suggestion to trim before delivery.ġ3. At the push of a button, the bear recites one of six different phrases and. A scheduled c-section… for an elderly baby.ġ1. Peek-a-Boo Bears says, 'I found you' Our animated Peek-A-Boo Bear is a super soft friend ready for a game of peek a boo full of fun and giggles with baby This 11.5 teddy bear with a classic design features a moveable mouth and arms that move up and down during play. Is… is it a teddy bear swallowing a baby whole?ġ0. Peek-a-Boo Bear Animated Plush, 11.5' Peek-a-boo Peek-a-Boo Bears says, 'I found you' Our animated Peek-A-Boo Bear is a super soft friend ready for a game of peek a boo full of fun and giggles with baby This 11.5 teddy bear with a classic design features a moveable mouth and arms that move up and down during play. Infographics are a valuable tool… sometimes.Ħ. The weird little prince shall be thrice laminated!Ĥ. Even the fondant newborn is facepalming.ģ. (These will become increasingly disturbing and are numbered so you can more easily say how far you got.)Ģ. See how low… how GROSS you can go! Scroll down this post of baby shower cakestrosities as far as you can without flinching, saying anything like “Oh God!”, “Blechhhh!” or “NNNGAH!” or just heaving actual full-on stomach-twerking gags.
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